First of all I guess I should warn you that I have a really strange sense of humor. Remember that real weird kid who sat in the back of class in school, the one that laughed at all the wrong times and everyone thought he was a real geek? Well I'm not that kid, I'm the one that sat about 3 seats up and 2 rows over, that made gross noises with his arm pit when ever the teacher bent over. Yeah, that was me.

So anyway I like jokes, strange jokes, dead guy jokes, just about all kinds of jokes. I thought to myself, "hey wouldn't it be neat to start an all joke page...

and let people e-mail new jokes to me...

and I would put them on the joke page for the whole world to see...

and what is that green thing growing in the corner over there...

and where did I put the keys to the lawn mower...

and how do they get the white stuff inside of twinkees...